I Am So Happy I Now Know About These 45 Wild, Confusing, And Hilarious Holidays

June 14 is National Pop Goes The Weasel Day, so mark your calendars.

I recently discovered that October 22 is National Nut Day, so, naturally, I wanted to learn of other bonkers American holidays. Here are 45 of my favorite ones – with no context, because I think it’s much funnier that way.

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January 14: National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day


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January 22: National Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day

43.

February 25: National Clam Chowder Day

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September 15: Felt Hat Day

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March 21: National Crunchy Taco Day


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January 21: Squirrel Appreciation Day

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August 8: National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day

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March 26: Nike Air Max Day

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May 30: National Hole In My Bucket Day

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October 29: National Oatmeal Day


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35.

December 18: Answer The Telephone Like Buddy The Elf Day

34.

July 27: Take Your Houseplant for a Walk Day

33.

October 2: National Fried Scallops Day

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August 31: Love Litigating Lawyers Day

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January 14: National Dress Up Your Pet Day


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30.

October 7: National LED Light Day

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February 5: National Shower with a Friend Day

28.

October 11: National Sausage Pizza Day

27.

September 16: Stay Away From Seattle Day

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July 3: National Eat Beans Day


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25.

March 31: National Bunsen Burner Day

23.

May 9: Lost Sock Memorial Day

22.

December 14: National Bouillabaisse Day

21.

March 11: National Promposal Day

20.

November 7: National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day

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June 14: National Pop Goes The Weasel Day

18.

March 19: National Corn Dog Day

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September 8: National Ampersand Day

16.

February 7: National Fettuccine Alfredo Day


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15.

May 15: National Nylon Stocking Day

14.

November 7: Notary Public Day

13.

March 25: National Lobster Newburg Day

12.

June 30: Blink 182 Day

11.

April 20: National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day


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10.

August 7: National Underwear Day

9.

March 21: National Common Courtesy Day

8.

May 27: National Grape Popsicle Day

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December 6: Put on Your Own Shoes Day

6.

March 9: National Meatball Day


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5.

September 24: National Ghost Hunting Day

4.

November 1: National Deep Fried Clams Day

3.

March 3: National If Pets Had Thumbs Day

2.

January 4: National Spaghetti Day

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And January 16: National Nothing Day


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